Dziko Lonse Likulira: Papa Francis Wamwalira
Koma ayi! Mdzulo uno nkhani yati bwii kuchokera ku Nkhunga First Grade Magistrate ku Dwangwa, Nkhotakota, yapangitsa anthu kuseka ndi kulira nthawi imodzi. George Nkhoma, wazaka 26 komanso supporter wamkulu wa Arsenal, walowa mu line-up ya omwe akakhala ku bench ya ndende kwa zaka 14 chifukwa cha kugonana ndi mwana wamkazi wa zaka 13. Eish, ngati mukanakhala pa Premier League mukanangopatsidwa red card yomweyo!
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| George Nkhoma |
Malingana ndi mboni ya boma, Mickeas Chatsira (omwe mwina pano ndi VAR wa milandu), zinthu zoyipa zinayamba mu November chaka chatha mpaka mu March chaka chino. George, mwachikondi chobisika koma choipa, ankachotsa chilakolako pa mwana yemwe sanakwanitse ngakhale zaka 14.
Kodi zimenezi zinali zachibwana? Ai, zinali za tactics! A George, chifukwa cha “man-management” yawo ya coach wa chikondi chosavomerezeka, anafika povumbulutsa foni ya makono (smartphone) kwa mwanayu kuti azilumikizana naye mosavuta ngati Pep Guardiola atagula striker watsopano!
Pa nthawi ya milandu, George anapempha kuti apatsidwe yellow card osati red card poti, iye anati zomwe zinachitika “inali mistake chabe.” Mistake? Monga kudula buluku osavula nsapato! Koma bwalo silinamve zimenezo, linangoti straight red card out for 14 years!
M’mene akulowa mu ndende, akuti amalira osati chifukwa cha chilango ayi koma chifukwa Arsenal yatha mwayi wa title mu EPL. Zina zonse zili ndi time-table, koma Champions League ya ndende? Palibe transfer window.
Tingonena kuti Mlalawo kumene George amachokera tsopano wakhala wotchuka. Koma si chifukwa cha maize, ayi, koma chifukwa cha Gunner wopita kundende!
Chiphunzitso?
Tikakhala pa offside m’mbali ya malamulo, tikangopeza ban nthawi iliyonse. Ana ndi atsogolo osawaseweretsa ngati mpira wa Premier League. Ndipo a George, next time uzikonda Arsenal yokha, osati ana a primary!
Masewera a chikondi ali ndi malamulo awo. George wapita ku camp. Tiyeni tikhale a VAR m'moyo wathu!
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